NANCY PELOSI FEATURES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

In the parallel universe wherever political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with excitement and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning ways, uncovered herself at the middle of the scandal of epic proportions. All of it started innocently more than enough, having a regimen day in Washington, D.C., but smal